I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were read more going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out under a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just happened. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?